Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape
Sometimes littles create the best words.
Am I the only one that felt like this scene was monumental? A transgendered woman teaching other women sex ed?
inspirational things from mr abrams today
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
it’s wild times on tumblr tonight
Honey, I’m on fire. I feel it everywhere. Nothing scares me anymore….
Luna just came and woke me up sigh
Delta Sigma Theta Sleep Deprivation
At East Carolina University in 2010, pledges for the Delta Sigma Theta sorority were forced to go through a series of late night hazing activities that were demeaning and deprived them of sleep. On one night, the pledges were forced to stay up…
here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)
i didn’t know how badly i needed this in my life until i heard it
No but listen to this it’s lovely
“That I’d never ever make out with, except for that one time”
IM SERIOUSLY CRYING. THIS IS PERFECT
Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
Timely reminder that people are inherently good.
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish: