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Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.
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jonxdaenerys:

hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:

jonxdaenerys:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:

1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey

2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson

3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor

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4. You aren’t one of the twelve publishers to turn down Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone.

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Greek Pantheon Asks

Aphrodite:
What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo:
Favourite song?
Ares:
If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis:
Favourite animal?
Athena:
Do you have any special talents?
Demeter:
Favourite food?
Dionysus:
Favourite drink?
Hades:
If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus:
If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera:
Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes:
Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia:
Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon:
If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus:
If you ruled the world, what would you change?